Starbucks Now Delivers

Today, Starbucks announced they will soon deliver your coffee to your home. For $200 a month Starbucks will make a morning delivery to your home or office. You can have your coffee beverage right when you want it. No more waiting in long lines, and no more special trips across town to the coffee shop.

They will even wait to put the whip cream on top of your mocha before they arrive. Amazing! There are also different membership levels.

At $200 a month you are “Tall” member. At this level you will get your coffee delivered to you daily.At the $400 a month level you are a “Grande” member. At this level they will bring you your cup of coffee, your morning paper, and start your car on cold winter days.Finally, at the $600 a month level you are a “Venti” member. At this level they will bring you your cup of Joe, your morning paper, start your car, and get your kids ready for school.

April Fools!